Is Britney the Next Anna Nicole Smith, Farley, Belushi, Phoenix, Penn?

If I recall, Anna Nicole was in a downward spiral before being found dead. The same with Farley, Belushi, Phoenix and Penn (and now Ledger), odd and wild behavior preceded each of their unfortunate deaths. Their bodies just couldn’t take any more punishment and they collapsed in various apartments, hotel rooms, and a sidewalk. You heard it here first, Britney is on a collision course with a lonely coastal road corner, an overdose, or alcohol poisoning. Or a little of all three.

Honestly, Britney lives in a multi-million dollar trailer, her life is playing out like thousands of others in trailer parks across the country. I now understand why some lady was yelling at the Spears girls to get out of town. Just when I thought her little sister may learn from Brit’s trips and stay out of trouble, little sister is now all over the headlines knocked up with a bastard child from an average Joe. You know, I have to give it to that boy, he saw a goldmine and staked his claim. He may be in hiding, but I bet his family is celebrating with him, he just made more money in one day than they could ever dream of making in a lifetime at the paper mill.

Speaking of little sister, I could not help but laugh at this quote from her,”I love babies, and I have my nephews that I love. I have a great mom and she has raised three kids, so if I take lessons from her, I think I’ll be great.” That’s greaaaaate, tell me she didn’t say she’ll take lessons from Mama Spears! I heard this saying from somebody, having children doesn’t make you a parent in the same way owning a piano doesn’t make you a pianist. These girls have a warped perspective on what it really means to be a parent.

I also found it comical on the news to hear some 16 year old mother who was being interviewed say that Jamie has a rude awakening coming. Implying she will not be able to go and do whatever she wants. LOL. Britney is a living example that when you have money you don’t have to play Mommy. She can have someone else do it. Jamie having a baby at 16 is just like all the celebs who toted those stupid little dogs around in their purses. The moment she tires of lugging it around she’ll just hand the child over to someone else, like a Manny. Or maybe the paper mill sperm donor will pull a Fedster and play father in order to bank some Zoey child support (like their marriage, if they marry, will even last).

Anywho it’ll be interesting to see what happens with these two Spearsters. I think anyone would go a little nuts with that mob of fat slobs in their face flashing their bulbs everywhere they go. That would get old. Good luck ghetto Gucci girls…