Cowards Under Covers

I am incredulous every time a book hits the shelf and the news wires start buzzing about the latest tell-all from former, I emphasize former, administration officials. The latest of a long line of cowards hiding under a book cover is McClellan. Regardless of the administration I find it cowardly and it resembles a two-faced 13-year-old girl who tells “Susie” to her face she is beautiful and cool but later passes a note around that says “Susie” is a geek and ugly as a toad. In this case the note comes in the form of a book and big bucks.

I wish we had more straight-shooters in the upper echelons of D.C. that had some semblance of honor. Leaders who actually make an honorable career of it versus spending their days covering their “carear”. Those individuals who tell it like it is, who are not afraid to call the baby ugly or bell the cat, regardless if speaking the truth brings grief. There are some truly dignified leaders walking the halls, but they are few and far between. I came across some excellent articles addressing McClellan in particular that highlight the contradictions between what he says now versus what he said back then. He must have been a master schmoozer all those years to catch everyone by surprise by coming out of left field lambasting like this.

Once again, a coward under a book cover, I just saw a headline that former Sen. Craig is writing a book about his airport escapade. The sad part is he’ll make a lot of money from being lewd in the loo, but holy commode, where is the dignity? I suppose this will be his soapbox, or toilet, to stand on and cast blame on society for keeping his urges confined to dirty bathrooms and dark parks. He has resigned, even though there are plenty of professed sexual deviants on the Hill, why step down when he could just step out? No, instead, he’ll probably use the book to come out of the stall finally admitting what everyone has suspected for years, he lusts for men and was in Minneapolis hoping for a piss-n-tryst. The book may be followed by a rainbow rally speaking circuit and he’ll become a homohero…all because he was stung in a sting instead of finding a fling.

Lord help us.

Guv Goddess 4 Prez 2012!

Is it too early to begin campaigning for the 2012 race? No. Do you want to meet our country’s first female prez? I have. No it isn’t Billary, I’m talkin’ Sarah Palin, the most excellent guv of Alaska. She will be elected in 2012.

She has what it takes. She stormed into Juneau with grit and grace to clean house and mop up the corruption. She put Big 3 Oil in a headlock and they’re tapping into submission. Before one learns how intelligent, tough and politically savvy she is, the first thing one notices is her beauty. In 1984 she was Miss Congeniality and also competed in the Miss Alaska beauty pageant. Concerning her vivacious Avon looks, I have to give some credit to Wonkette.com for their coverage of her ever since her election. They have hilarious articles and tidbits, such as,” New quarter design blah blah blah Alaska blah blah blah OMG Sarah Palin continues to be the hottest governor ever.” Whenever my coworker comes to work with her hair up and has on her fancy specs I say,”Pullin’ a Palin today I see.”

She is honest and has no problem admitting she smoked pot when it was legal in the A-K and says she can’t,”claim a Bill Clinton”. Not only can she clean the clocks of corrupt lawmakers, but as a life long member of the NRA she cleans the A-K’s fish and game faster than Billary cleaning up evidence.
Every time I see her, Jefferson Starship’s “Sarah” begins spinning in my head. Forget “Ginger or Mary Ann?”, how about “Sarah or Farah?”

I am not obsessed, simply inspired. To 2012…and beyond!

Even better, she is going to be VP 2008!  I knew she would be noticed, this is outstanding! The Cubs will win the World Series and Palin in the White House!  What an incredible year! http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/08/29/mccain-to-name-running-mate-on-friday/