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Guv Goddess 4 Prez 2012!

The Other Alaska Jewel Puma Palin

Is it too early to begin campaigning for the 2012 race? No. Do you want to meet our country’s first female prez? I have. No it isn’t Billary, I’m talkin’ Sarah Palin, the most excellent guv of Alaska. She will be elected in 2012.

She has what it takes. She stormed into Juneau with grit and grace to clean house and mop up the corruption. She put Big 3 Oil in a headlock and they’re tapping into submission. Before one learns how intelligent, tough and politically savvy she is, the first thing one notices is her beauty. In 1984 she was Miss Congeniality and also competed in the Miss Alaska beauty pageant. Concerning her vivacious Avon looks, I have to give some credit to for their coverage of her ever since her election. They have hilarious articles and tidbits, such as,” New quarter design blah blah blah Alaska blah blah blah OMG Sarah Palin continues to be the hottest governor ever.” Whenever my coworker comes to work with her hair up and has on her fancy specs I say,”Pullin’ a Palin today I see.”

She is honest and has no problem admitting she smoked pot when it was legal in the A-K and says she can’t,”claim a Bill Clinton”. Not only can she clean the clocks of corrupt lawmakers, but as a life long member of the NRA she cleans the A-K’s fish and game faster than Billary cleaning up evidence.
Every time I see her, Jefferson Starship’s “Sarah” begins spinning in my head. Forget “Ginger or Mary Ann?”, how about “Sarah or Farah?”

I am not obsessed, simply inspired. To 2012…and beyond!

Even better, she is going to be VP 2008!  I knew she would be noticed, this is outstanding! The Cubs will win the World Series and Palin in the White House!  What an incredible year!


August 18, 2007 Posted by | Politics | , , , , , , , , , | 10 Comments

Officers? More Like Orifacers.

Man, I’m outside in a lawn chair in the yard enjoying the sunshine and blue sky. The air is so clear, can see the smallest details on the mountains and trees and can also see Denali from the 3rd story window of my office during the day at work. This is such a relief b/c it has been weeks of rain and 60s, so 3 or 4 days of sun and 70s must be enjoyed while it lasts.

There were some stupid kids on the playground right here earlier tonight. They were elementary age and their deplorable conversation revolved around sexual innuendos. They also tried to top each other on the cool chart by dropping clumsy curse words. They were even talking about politics and their thoughts were so warped, misinformed and misguided…who are the parents? To think Air Force officers spawned those lovely children. So sad. In reality, I do recall similar talk on my playground growing up, but to have it beating on my adult eardrums is unsettling.

On the lighter side, have a couple funnies. The X told me that Jonny loves the “secret” hatch in the backseat of the Corolla that leads into the trunk. She finished putting grocery sacks in the trunk and then Jonny climbed into the trunk and she shut it, got behind the wheel and drove away. She said some lady was watching her all the way out of the parking lot, probably thinking Jonny was still in the trunk.

Oh jeez, here is a nosy stupid neighbor story. I ‘m shacked up in the basement of my buddy’s house right now so the lovely neighbors do not know me. I’m sitting out here in the yard of my friend’s house right? Well, my buddy’s wife just spoke to me from the open window near me and said some lady that they don’t know came to their door and asked if they knew there was a man in their yard! Can you believe that? How ridiculous. I’m in a lawn chair, I have a tea cup and water bottle, a Kleenex box, a phone, headphones on me head listening to music, a book for my mouse to roll on, and a bright orange extension cord running from an outside outlet to my laptop. What was she thinking? Did she think I was brazen enough to camp in a stranger’s yard and hijack their broadband in broad daylight? Again, to think I’m sitting in a neighborhood of officers. I hate that, stuuuuupid people, get a clue. Is it odd to be sitting in your yard with a computer? I think not, welcome to the 21st century lady.

I was in the doctor’s office Tuesday to get Rx for the raging head cold I have and it’s almost gone. She asked, “How much have you been coughing?” I answered after a few seconds of thought, “About 6 cups.” I thought she asked how much coffee did I have that day. Too funny.

I suppose, probably should pack up and hit the sack. Still gorgeous out, but need to get my beauty sleep. Later…..

August 16, 2007 Posted by | Military | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment